The Future Was Yesterday

Wanted

2012-02-09T23:31:00.007-05:00

Recommendations for an inexpensive USB 4GB MP3 player that plays music, a few videos and doesn't require a wireless connection. I have a (used but free) Phillips go some damn thing. When the neighbor kids found out I could make MP3's from CD's, I had a steady stream of kids at my door, clutching CD's. The Phillips thing arrived "as payment (or bribe?)" I guess. "Here Dan. I forgot I had this old thing. You can have it." " Thanks! Uh..what is it?" And so the ole fart entered the ear bud age.:) (How do you keep those damn things in?)

I shouldn't bitch. It's kinda nice at the fat farm. Now I know wtf is hanging out of every body's ears.:) And it's such a FITTLE LUCKER! Dumb thing holds more music than I'm gonna listen to all day.

Some asswipe across town charges ten bucks a pop to rip one CD and upload it to their player. $10 is a lot of money down here. But the parents spring for it when they can. "Gotta keep those rug rats happy, don't ya know." One by one, the kids sneak back here alone, to give me a hug and whisper "Thank You!"

Put a price on that, asswipe!!

He Fooled Me Once. . .

2012-02-03T13:35:00.011-05:00

In the 2000 selection, the choices were as usual: Evil vs the lessor of two evils. Despite 500,000 more voters choosing the lessor of two evils, evil "won". Had President Gore been where he rightfully belonged, September 11, 2001 would have been just another day on the calender

But evil didn't "win." That would only happen four years later, after a California "Democrat" promised evil, "all attempts to stop evil would be thwarted." The now infamous Nancy Pelosi, defender of evil.

Californians were so impressed with her dedication and loyalty to evil, they rewarded her with another term. Because of the electoral college, the wishes of 500,000 voters didn't matter. NO votes mattered in that selection - except five. They were all that counted. They said evil "won". Their justification? "There wasn't time to count the votes." The people had spoken: nobody wanted to listen. 8 horrible years later. an unknown stood before hundreds of thousands of cold, shivering Chicagoans. They had came to see and hear their new President. "YES WE CAN!" thundered the loudspeakers - but nobody thought to ask who "we" meant.

Today, in 2012, we once again have the same choices. Yes, he threw us some crumbs-but gave away the cake. Time and time again. We didn't ask for much; just remove the stain and stink of Bush's policies. Instead, he embraced them. Renewed them. Expanded them. Horrified, we watched. A few crumbs fell our way, the cake went the other way. Time and time again, until proof he wasn't "one of us" was irrefutable. The "Audacity Of Hope" had morphed in "The Shame Of Being Scammed."

I'm well aware of what my actions may result in. I didn't leave Obama - he left me - at the starting line wondering: "What the hell have I just done?" I'm also aware that our owners will not allow any actions that might shatter the illusion of Democracy they so carefully have crafted. Obama will win - despite his efforts to be the worst "Democratic" [sic] President in history, because the GOP has once again thrown this selection away, purposely. The only thing we have to fear is those who persist in gilding the lily. I refuse to pretend a proven Republican is a Democrat, just so I can say "we won!" No matter who "wins", "WE" are going to lose.

I helped put Obama in office.

I'm sorry.

I promise not to do it again.

Male's Do; Women Don't

2012-02-01T17:30:00.001-05:00

They unleash those near-lethal silent ones (how the hell do they do that so quietly?), then give us guys the evil eye. Or emit those teensy tiny squeaks. Some can do both with their legs crossed! (now how the hell do they do THAT?) Women NEVER fart - they pass gas, toot; any number of politically correct euphemisms - BUT THEY DO NOT FART!!

That's an affliction of the male race. And we're damn good at it. (I didn't know we raised Elephants! We don't, hon - that was just me.) And then comes "that look." "DID YOU JUST FART?" You stare in astonishment! How in hell can something that smart, that beautiful, that sexy, that mysterious, suddenly get so goddamn dumb? A thousand retorts spring up in your mind. An air horn beats them all. BRAAAAAAAAAP!!!!! The deck catches fire. birds fall dead from the sky, the sun disappears behind a toxic cloud.

"I may have, honey."

Beans traditionally get blamed. For years I wondered what a "Legume" was. Come to find out, it's nothing but a politically correct fucking bean!! I never had any problems with beans. Oh, I rattled a few windows, but never anything serious.

BUT CHILI!

I don't know why chili hates me so bad. I sure love it!! It's the most personalized dish in the world - and everybody thinks theirs is the best in the world. I don't. I damn well know mine is! A bowl of MY chili, 5 or 10 drops or whatever you think your asshole can stand, of Tabasco Sauce, and I'm ready to fumigate entire counties two hours later without leaving my chair.

A brief word about Tabasco Sauce. Don't believe what the company says about it. It's basically nuclear fission in a bottle. It makes most anything better. I wrote ...."you think your asshole can stand" for a reason. Two drops is NOT gooder than one. That extra drop may mean the difference between a pleasurable eating experience or a meal of five gallons of water! Start small and work your way up. Your first shit after eating it, you'll never forget the song "Ring of fire." Promises and vows made while screaming and sobbing on the throne don't count. Watch out for "The Redneck Bidet Syndrome." That's nothing but fancyspeak for a high speed fart behind a slow moving poop, while on the throne.

"They" have Childbirth; "We" have Tabasco Sauce. It all evens out.

Go To Sleep Honey:)

2012-01-31T17:33:00.004-05:00

Be there a parent alive, at one time or another, didn't at least think........:)

Sunday Morning Ooowwww's

2012-01-29T09:56:00.013-05:00

Sundays are eagerly looked forward to. I don't go to church (yes, I chose hell a long time ago. MUCH better class of people!), so Sunday's are a sleep way late; breakfast is whenever I get up; do what the fuck ever I want to, type days. Sunday attire is always undershorts only, and fuck anybody that knocks on the door. It IS my apartment. The best cure I've ever found for bible pounders is scratching my balls while they're yapping.

I use an RSS reader. I meant to check the weather, but clicked the reader by mistake Only four new posts showed. What the hell....the damn thing's already open...... The first post was the Fart Smucker, with this quote, on a SUNDAY no less!

........"Not all Conservatives are stupid people. But the vast majority of truly stupid people are Conservatives.."
Uh Huh.:)

Wouldn't ya know. next one that opens, ole woody's just bitch slappin' O'Bush somethin' awful! On a SUNDAY no less!

........We do not merely FEAR that he will hand the tatters of the social safety net over to those who want to destroy it, because he has ALREADY done that.
Uh Huh.:)

Damn rabble rousers. On a SUNDAY no less! I got up too early. I went back to bed.

Yellin' "Give 'em hell boys!!"

Sunday's just a ball scratchin' day anyway:)

The Perfect Republican

2012-01-29T03:00:00.002-05:00

So Newt won SC. Who did you expect to win in a blood red jesus freak state – Ted Kennedy?:) Jesus freaks don't vote with their brains. They have none. The wheels are suddenly wobbling on the moron’s wagon per the pundits.

The GOP (thinks they) “own” a lot of things. Religion. Values. Morality. Marriage. Sex. The ten commandments. The one and only path to heaven (per the gospel of________). Some shit they made up themselves. Family Values. Wholesome (fill in your chosen word(s)). The way things should be (for everybody but themselves of course). Pretty impressive portfolio. Let’s put a few of these things to a fictional Newt & see how he might answer, based on what we know of him:

Religion. Got some!

Values. You mean the one’s that got me kicked out of Congress?

Marriage.HHHhhhhhhl.lkj klb l v,j Which one?

Sex. YES!!!

The ten commandments. There’s TEN of the goddamn things?!?!

Morality. Is that a new pizza topping?

There are two distinct groups of people. Those who LIVE those values (and more) in their daily lives;

Those who WEAR those values much like a fashion accessory.

Guess which category Newt, most of SC, and much of America, falls in?

Newt Gingrich is the personification of the GOP and jesus freaks.

My Theme Song

2012-01-28T02:40:00.010-05:00

Posts

2012-01-26T22:25:00.002-05:00

The reason I post so little is folks keep stealin' my thoughts. . .'er sumpin':P

Like this excellent rant. Give 'em hell, buddy!!

Tebow

2012-01-21T18:50:00.028-05:00

I'm not ready to write him off as the QB of an NFL team just yet. Half an NFL season does not an NFL caliber QB make. Terry Bradshaw stunk up the league for one whole season. I would immediately fire the dumb ass Coach that threw a unprepared rookie in the fire. His unpreparedness speaks much more to extremely bad coaching than it does ro Tim Tebow.

Whatever else he lacks, (and it is a LOT!) the kid has shown guts and leadership ability, two qualities that can't be coached. I think he's either going to become a legend - or a legendary bust.

Tebow's five year contract with the Bronco's is worth about 33 Million. with 8 Million guaranteed money He played college ball at Florida. He is a Moron - er Mormon by choice. He has the obligatory webpage and foundation of course, as do a zillion other overpaid professional athletics. "Foundation" meaning tax shelter of course. Gotta hide that money somewhere!

He took over a nondescript 1-4 team and led them to the playoffs. Before you get too teary eyed, Denver "won" their division with a stellar 8-8 record. Tebow is noted for two things: 4th quarter comebacks...........and praying. He removes his helmet, kneels on one knee (always in a clear part of the field so the cameras can get a good shot) after scoring/winning, and presumably prays.

"Tebowing" it's called, and of course lesus freaks, being the dumb bastards they are, have copied it. (Hey everybody - look how religious I am. I can copy a Moron!) The media hype swirling around the Moron is typical MSM.

He pays all expenses for a family to attend all Bronco games. He visits terminally ill people of all ages. All the typical shit the PR people feeding off a dimwit sports multi-millionaire tell them to do.....nothing out of the ordinary by any means.

I have seen no proof "God" watches or cares about ANY sports. IF.....he does, the egotistical fucker can't wait an hour or two for his "thanks?" And why can't Tebow wait until he's alone and in private, to pray?

Because Tim Tebow is nothing but another grandstanding Jesus freak!

He better learn to read defenses quickly, stay in the pocket and throw passes accurately, or else for him, NFL will mean Not For Long. NFL QB's kneel to a knee to intentionally ground the ball - NOT to pray.

He would be better served to pray on his own time, and play like the professional he's supposed to be, on Bronco time

What's Worse?

2012-01-20T19:24:00.002-05:00

Never making it to the Super Bowl...

Or getting there, then losing?

King Who?

2012-01-16T21:22:00.002-05:00

Who the fuck is "King James" and why does he have "his version" of the Bible?

Has to be a earlier version of LeBron.:)

It's Just A Damn Piece Of Paper!

2012-01-15T16:07:00.009-05:00

He’se’sHHHHHHHHHH right, you know.

So's This. All glued together.

When Did The Wheels Come Off "The Wagon"?

2012-01-12T16:59:00.022-05:00

The one thing that all sides seem to agree on, is we (America) are in deep shit.....and it's getting deeper. Predictably, the blame game always says; "it's your fault!" Who the hell is "Your?"

I like to read stuff that makes me think, being the antiquated old fart I am. Try it sometime. Thinking I mean, not being an ole fart (that really sucks!).

It's not for everybody. It requires an IQ well above your bathwater temp; constant practice, more than a little mental discipline. and often times is a long, laborious process.

IOW, Republicans, go ask Mommy to tie a fresh bone to your neck, so the dogs will make you think they like you.

".....Well, the other day, amid musings on the Pledge(s) of Allegiance, I think I may have accidentally stumbled upon, if not the answer, then at least the date from which I think you can reliably date the recognizable configuration of the decline: July 11, 1954"..........

Pompous ole........ain't he?:) The post! Read the G.D. post!! The hell with him!:)

Thinking Material, imo. Dangerous activity.

Now what did they do with with that fucking coffee cup this time?:)

All In All.....

2012-01-07T09:41:00.002-05:00

I'm probably gonna catch hell for this. In the best ole fart tradition........did you think you were telling somebody that gives a fuck?:)

She's a pretty good ole broad, imo. "She?" The Ole Broad in Texas, (PUT THAT GODDAMN BACON DOWN, OLE LADY!) of course. Dissenters, take it up with Texas.

Baking a half a ton of shit at a time, to give away God knows how many times a month, putting a kazillion pictures online with "self made" sub-titles....always at the West Haven nursing home giving shit away - and that's just the stuff we know about. With a heart bigger'n her tits (which I understand are BEEG!), y'all best not fuck with her precious goddamn cowgirls.

All us ole farts are kinda set in our ways, & at times can be a bit sassy & belligerent; if for no other reason than we can see our own demise on the horizon, and we plain don't give a fuck! Her? I think the only thing she never gave was a fuck about what happens next.:)

Just slow down a little, ya ole broad, & leave that damn bacon alone!!
WE want you around a long time.

pretty please?????

Lookie What The Cross Dressers Brought!

2012-01-01T13:33:00.003-05:00

"Conservatives need someone who's fought for us," it continues. "Newt balanced the federal budget, reformed welfare, cut taxes and created 11 million new jobs. Newt will take on radical judges, and fight against abortion. Don't let the liberal Republican establishment pick our candidate. " (emphasis mine)

Not to mention enough wives, girlfriends and lovers to make Romney turn green.

Btw - what the hell is a liberal Republican?

Winner Go To The Party; Loser Go Home

2011-12-27T00:39:00.023-05:00

8-7

vs
8-7

He with the most fuck-up's will watch "Playoff TV."

Christmas Eve

2011-12-24T20:17:00.007-05:00

The air seems almost pregnant with anticipation. It's almost here! Kids set out cookies and milk for Santa, with the greatest of care. "Mommy, when does Santa come?" "Real, real late at night honey, after we've all gone to sleep."

Out in the kitchen, Mr. Santa has already found the cookies. He sniffs the milk to be sure it hasn't soured, then pours it back in the jug, leaving the dirty glass. Pouring a hot cup of coffee, he grabs the plate of cookies and heads for the living room. Taking his hand tools from behind the couch, he dumps them on the coffee table, then sips his coffee and munches a cookie. First things first.

Mrs. Santa appears in the room. "Those were for Santa" she says caustically. "Who the hell do you think we are?" "Share?"; and without waiting for an answer, she plops down beside him, grabs a cookie and dunks it in his coffee. They slurp and chew in silence. The plate is empty. "Got anymore of these?" "You've had enough. Time to go to work."

The Tradition Continues

What Is The "Spirit Of Chrstmas?"

2011-12-11T03:20:00.019-05:00

Is it spending till our credit cards melt?
Hardly, I would think.

Is it fighting ever growing crowds in the stores?
Hardly, I would think.

Is it worrying yourself sick over the money you spent, knowing you'll never be able to cover that credit card bill?
Hardly, I would think.

Who told us we had to be "in the Christmas spirit", and why?

If "Jesus is the reason for the season", isn't he also responsible for the tremendous greed each "season" brings? Quoting a dear friend from an email w/o permission; "Jesus isn't the reason for the season and if you are a christian you should be celebrating your Christ all year long."

When does "the season" start? "Black Friday?" And "Jesus is the reason for the season" huh?

'Pose WE are "the reason for the season", be "the season" a funeral, a birthday or just a quiet dinner?

What say we quit being "shoehorned" "pigeonholed", and just be ourselves?

Nobody Else Can.:)

For God's Sake!!

2011-11-22T19:31:00.050-05:00

7,000,000,000 And One: The "Do It For Me" Crowd Strikes Again

"The TLC reality show “19 Kids and Counting’s” stars Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar are expecting once again. Michelle Duggar reportedly announced in “Today” show Tuesday that she is expecting another child which will grow their family to 20 kids and two parents."
"The Duggars previously have said that they have left their family planning to God."

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby

Well said, Mr. Cosby. Every fakeligion needs a few brood sows. Family planning. Pretty important stuff to leave to a Myth. But, what the hell? I buy lotto tickets. Liberals have unrealistic dreams too! Bet mine comes true before yours does. Which means you're gonna wait a looong time, cause my dream ain't got the proverbial snowball's chance in hell. The above is set in Arkansas, where it's rumored that the legal age of consent is said to be tied to the national IQ of fundamentalists, which I understand has risen waay up to almost four!

Fundamentalists rarely, if ever, can refute the message at hand, with even the faintest hint of intelligence, so they resort to attacking the messenger. So it is for this one. An avid follower since I started blogging in 2006; I should feel flattered. Turns out he was just looking for the starting line of the Human Race but never found it so he dropped out. Of the Human race. Too dumb to be a shark despite years of education, he whimpered "they set The Bar too high" so he went around it and became a Fundie instead. A dumb one, but I repeat myself. Witness this pic at the beginning of his never updated blog unless I, or my (now ex) wife meet with misfortune. Our Daughter was 11 days old the day this blog came to life. Say hello to a baby molesting Fundamentalist, Mr. Vic Landrum from traverse city, Michigan. If the odor rings a bell. . . . Hate is his game, a jesus freak is his name, "do it for me" his most frequent refrain. Just another Fundamentalist, IOW. Nothing special. Seen one piece of shit.....seen them all.

W e have some questions to answer. WE, as in ALL of us? Even the stupid fuckers trying to hide behind "god." What's it gonna be? WE have pretended our way into this mess. Nobody's gonna do it for any of us; this is where even Vicki comes out of the closet. Our future is waiting.

IS WE OR AIN'T WE?

Danservations

2011-11-01T00:29:00.000-04:00

..One Blogger expresses Opinions..

There are no laxatives in this apartment. Don't need them. I have this picture printed in color and taped on the wall at eye level when I sit on the potty. It always works:

It scares the shit out of me every time!

If and when I die, I DO NOT want to go to Texas! Just give me a Emmons D10, 8 down, 4 up, with a couple kickers, two Millers by the back left leg, and a Peavey Session 400. If Nero could fiddle while Rome burned, I kin goddamn well pick while I go to hell.

I once took a simple, three chord melody (which I dearly love) verbatim from an old, old gospel tune, renamed it Dan’s Devil’s, sped it up a bit & just let that Big Emmons talk. It was a hit every where we went; our Manager thought I was a genius.:) I never did ‘fess up.

Buddy Emmons, Lloyd Green, and John Hughey are the three greatest pedal steel men who ever lived.

There are no “answers” to life; only personal choices we make as we go along. If there were answers, somebody would be selling cheat sheets.

A pet is Nature’s way of saying; “Lonely? Take one of these and lonely will vanish!!”

I’ll believe Corporations are people when I see Texas execute one!

Falling in Love is pretty simple – you go ass over teakettle whether you want to or not. I’m talking LOVE. Not lust, or "I’m getting older"…, or materialism. Just LOVE Falling OUT of Love…..that’s a little different. WE didn’t choose to fall IN Love; what the hell makes us think WE can fall out of Love? If you can meet some one new and forget the "old one", you were never in love. You were lying to them, and much worse; yourself.

I hate things that move faster than I can think. Thus my love/hate relationship with these (computers) goofy fuckers. Best term I’ve ever heard for them? “Confusers.”

If “Grandpa and Grandma” can buy a new computer and be sending emails with pictures and video’s in them a hour later, as the advertising would have us believe, they better have one hell of a computer smart kid beside them!

I have a penchant for nicknaming people (Yes, me and G.W) and things. A few: Windows 7; shitball 7. Romney; Shitonme. My car (Saturn); The Rollerskate. O’bama; O’Bush or Halfrican. Laptops; junktops. This one? You don’t want to know.:) G.W. Bush; The Texas Turd. (Gov.) Perry. Prayerlee or The Texas Turd II. The Right Wing; The Wrong Wing.

Occupy Wall Street and the 99%ers are essentially elephant hunting with BB guns. How do they expect to reform years of intentional law breaking by obeying the law and carrying goddamn signs? FUCK THE LAW!!! Start blowing shit up, Firebomb a few joints. Overturn a few cop cars (best when occupied).

This will be my last post, excepting possible very sporadic appearances. Yes yes I know; you’re heart broken. Hold down the clapping and cheering, will ya? There’s people trying to catch up on their sleep as they read this! As I feel unexpected tears welling up (or else I gotta pee really bad), I’ll just say it’s been MY privilege all these years to be called a blogger. I’m much more diverse and better educated because of you.

The Blogger.

Slowing Down; Looking Around

2011-10-31T10:18:00.000-04:00

Health has slowed me from my now usual pace. So I took up reading. Your blogs. 130+ of them. There are some doozies out there! Right, left, the usual "what I've been doing", to the certainly unusual. All of them. Every time they write a new new post.. A few general, very unscientific observations:

We are a splintered bunch. Every interest seems to be represented - from aids to zits, literally.:) It has been a fantastic learning experience; good and occasionally not so good.

Religion: All flavors, with a few nut bags thrown in for entertainment. They all had a few things in common. They knew in advance who was headed for heaven or hell, and the path to follow to get there. Requests/efforts to get my email were endless. Membership of course was the safest way to avoid hell. "Christianity" (fundamentalism?) and "Catholicism" were the heavy hitters. with Catholicism offering the most variety by far. " Christianity" seemed equally divided in two groups: those who preached at me incessantly, and those who argued-with each other. I ran across some gawd awful pissing matches.

Politics: I took care to even out the blogs I read; LW and WW. Roughly 40 of each. The two sides pretty much mirror each other in style, i.e. links, quotes of others, videos, etc., with the LW taking a huge lead in self proclaimed "professional writers." The WW is focused like a laser beam; "Get O'Bush out by any means necessary", including sabotaging our economy, safety and health if necessary. Very few in the LW appear to realize the grave threat this "Kamikaze approach" poses. The LW focus? Keep O'Bush in; otherwise.....a floodlight?:) With Romney reinventing himself near daily; Perry continuing to shoot himself in the foot, the GO PEE primary has turned into a brawl. The LW seems to be losing the Indie vote, but then O'Bush isn't swinging back yet. I saw little evidence, if any, to heal the infamous "great divide." Both sides seem happy with the status quo, with the WW seeming to adopt a "my way or the highway" attitude.

Independents: Seem to be so tired of both sides, they could........???

Summary: My eyes hurt.

A Tongue Lashing

2011-10-30T20:16:00.013-04:00

Like your Mom might give you when she sees you going way off the radar. Or even Grandma, when she doesn't think you're "flying right", as mine was so fond of saying. "Get your ducks in a row kid, or I'll line them up for you!" Mom never touched me except for a hug and kiss when she started, but by the end I was always crying. I hope they don't have computers in heaven, cause if Mom reads this blogger's post, I know what's coming....just sure as hell!:)

I don't know this blogger. They may be 20 or 2000. I have no idea. I do know they have a pair of balls, to write this:

What really makes me angry about this entire situation has very little to do with Corporations taking advantage of the middle class, and more to do with the middle class not accepting responsibility for their own demise.

It Ain't Easy Bean Easy.....

2011-10-30T07:01:00.003-04:00

Whoever broke in here while I was sleeping last night and put my coffee cup in the fridge behind the milk - that was a dirty trick!!

Do you know you damn near killed me this morning? Coffee CAN be drank from a plastic cup if you pick it up, sip it, and set it down again. VERY quickly!!!

No, I don't have CR.....what was that again?

Grumble....grumble....grumble.....

Gotta Think Again

2011-10-23T21:24:00.008-04:00

"If we haven't been "annihilated", does that mean we've been "saved" and don't know it?"

Hmmm.

Well. I'm here. Michelle Bitchman is here. Prick Prayeree is here. So what we got?

A gun totin' Liberal with a brain that knows how to use both.

One exceptionally Batty Bitch.

The Texas Turd II.

What's the chances of all three of us gittin' ruptured? Not even the Sweet Chariot swings that damn low.

Prayeree's gonna fuck Bitchman.

I'm gonna shoot both of them, hide the bodies & blame Ole Campy.

I think we're safe. I just woke up from my dream, I'm still in S. C'linia. my car still needs gas & nobody's missin'.

The T Party Speeks

2011-10-22T21:40:00.003-04:00

Deer Jared:

U ~~sre rsu srr~~ did it ~~rellk rrll~~ burry gud!!!!

The shootin twernt bad 2!

Mooses & Geeses Furebber,

Sayrah

Damn! Missed me again!

2011-10-21T19:54:00.003-04:00

Harold Camping

It's past midnight and I'm still here; looks like the rupture missed me. I see I'm not alone......

"Thus we can be sure that the whole world, with the exception of those who are presently saved (the elect), are under the judgment of God, and will be annihilated together with the whole physical world on Oct. 21."

Source

Is this goofy fucker from or in Texas by any chance?

Something A Little Different

2011-10-16T05:50:00.011-04:00

Usually I'm able to write 3 or 4 or more "puff lines" as I call them, be they positive or negative, to introduce a blog/post/link/article, etc. Not this time. For once, somebody shut me up.

Here's the link, the words are verbatim:

.....I bit a hole in a used condom.....

Don't bother contacting the author to see if the words are true. They are, and I see no need for two of us to look like fucking idiots!! DO read all the text, please. Skim the flowers if you must.:)

Just one opinion.

TUA

Professional Victims

2011-10-16T03:35:00.010-04:00

"There's nothing can turn a church around like a pair of good, christian panties." You tell 'em Sister!!! An' if thet Hilary Clifton is wearing a pair of thong panties I'm glad you can jist see it, cause I sure as hell don't wanna!! EVER!!! I'm surprised Bill ain't put eighteen wheels under the fat bitch & sent her down the highway! Goddamn thong wearin' Democrats! If ever I saw a double bottom.......

Speaking of stuff up your ass, Mrs. Prick Prayeree must have sumpin'.......maybe the hair of desperation?

"We have been brutalized and beaten up and chewed up in the press to where I need this today," she said. "We are being brutalized by our opponents, and our own party. So much of that is, I think they look at him, because of his faith. He is the only true conservative - well, there are some true conservatives. And they're there for good reasons. And they may feel like God called them too. But I truly feel like we are here for that purpose."

Ask god to call me. I wanna talk to him bout that Hilary Clifton.

Just one opinion.

TUA

I Love This Ole Bitch!:)

2011-10-07T23:11:00.003-04:00

Read a piece about Prick Prayeree 'n damn if this didn't pop in my mind! Good ole christian panties. Yessiree. I have some fond memories of helping the owner remove that last barrier.........:)

Just one opinion.

TUA

Michigan, My Beloved Michigan

2011-10-06T21:27:00.001-04:00

And the hopelessly inept Detroit Pussycats, a.k.a. Lions. Last I heard, they were 4-0, tho little of that record was their fault. Before any of ye blessed residents go goofy over that record, do y'all remember this song??? Da Bears...dey is next. To borrow from Dandy Don for a moment: "Turn out the lights, the party's over."

Jist checkin' is all!:)

TUA

Wackos

2011-10-05T19:53:00.000-04:00

The Kooks Are Getting Boring

2011-10-04T16:44:00.002-04:00

One can only eat one flavor for so long......

The DP has hung Obama out to die, much as the WW did Fat man & The Quitter.

There is no difference. That will be our biggest regret. Both the DP and Obama quit on US.

Just one opinion.

TUA

They Wrote This One

2011-10-03T22:55:00.018-04:00

Dave Dubya writes:
Have you ever been called a commie by a radical Right wing fanatic? I have, and if you are at all like me you have probably been called a commie too. Many of us who dare point to the extremism of the American radical Right have been accused of being a communist. Consider it a badge of honor. You are now a pro-democracy freedom fighter.

ROTFLMAO!!!! Only a few thousand times!:)

Read the whole thing.

I've been lurking on a blog for the most part because a lot of what he says goes over my head, and I warn you...this seems to be a Fart Smucker.:) I know nothing about the author except his beard is one hell of a place to clip what appears to be a Mic!!!! But when I tire of waiting for that to fall off, I find myself saying "Hmmmm." Check him out...give him time to grow on you.

Just one opinion.

TUA

My Heart Bleeds.....

2011-10-01T22:33:00.006-04:00

But not much.:)

The glow is fading from The Texas Turd II self assigned halo. "Debate" in Mexas is taking the cheese out of the rat traps.:) The Mini-Soda Bitch is so broke she can't pay attention. All eyes are on the Fat Boy from Joisey. Willie? Won't he?

Prezzent Halfrican is lobbying for an end-of-his-whitehouse-stay stimulus.

Fucking Idiot also comes in brown.

Is that toast I smell?

Just one opinion.

TUA

What's The Rush?

2011-09-29T16:43:00.002-04:00

"Florida is now expected to hold its presidential primary on the last day in January 2012, a move likely to throw the carefully arranged Republican nominating calendar into disarray and jumpstart the nominating process a month earlier than party leaders had hoped."

Read the rest if you GAF

Just one opinion.

TUA

Going Going...

2011-09-27T21:17:00.004-04:00

Andy's last 60 minutes show will be Sunday. I'll miss those eyebrows scowling at me.

Just one opinion.

TUA

Questions..

2011-09-25T19:16:00.005-04:00

This guy we killed in Georgia…….

Mistakes are always going to happen so long as a human hand is involved any where within any operation. Let’s hope this wasn’t one. I read tons of crying, whining. Candlelight vigils; I did NOT read WHY 7 of 9 witnesses recanted, nor what were their original accounts, NOR did I read the witness of the two who did NOT recant. Why?

WHY was Bin Ladin killed and buried at sea, THEN we were told of his death?

As of 2010^[update], Gallup polling found that 31% of Americans identified as Democrats, 29% as Republicans, and 38% as independents.

The numbers simply don't add up. We have a 2% margin and a few kooks hold the entire nation hostage? Maybe we should take some lessons in lockstep voting? Are we losing the Independent vote? Is everybody out of step but us?

Why can we only find two persons to be President in four years time?

Just one opinion.

TUA

President Zero

2011-09-24T20:13:00.002-04:00

Or so prick prayeree is saying in the Sunshine state.

TUA

He Didn't Clean Up His Plate - Let's Kill 'Em!!

2011-09-23T00:29:00.006-04:00

He was going to die in two hours and he lost his appetite. The nerve of the guy!:) Where else – Texas – and they dealt with the situation with typical Texan intelligence [sic]. Un-notable except this was a dumbocrat that said this, reference Texas' revocation of the famed “last meal” that is now history in the murder capital.......:He has a point-but it's under his hat.

"It's long overdue," the Houston Democrat told The Associated Press after he was informed of Livingston's decision. "This old boy last night, enough is enough. We're fixing to execute the guy and maybe it makes the system feel good about what they're fixing to do. Kind of hypocritical, you reckon?

"Mr. Byrd didn't get to choose his last meal. The whole deal is so illogical."

Source:

TUA

Could Be:)

2011-09-22T02:27:00.001-04:00

In Trouble

2011-09-18T21:17:00.001-04:00

Obama’s in trouble. He stepped into a situation God himself couldn’t fix in four years…and he ran himself into the ground trying to fix a million things at once and simultaneously be everything to everybody. The fact he’s a closet jesus freak and a moderate Reptilian at heart didn’t help. FIVE “spiritual advisers?” Are we sure he’s not from Mexas?:) Rev. Wrong musta been hard to replace! Being President is solely a goddamn management job!!! The umpteen nicknames fella need not apply. If some one wants to practice their version of voo-doo – fine – AFTER the job you were hired to is done for the day, and ON YOUR OWN TIME - NOT MINE, Your salary and bennie’s is a bitch to pay every year. We want a return on our investment too.

Just one opinion.

TUA

DO They Define Us?

2011-09-16T20:23:00.010-04:00

I posted this earlier.
“The Pima County Republican Party is raffling off a Glock 23 handgun to raise money for get-out-the-vote efforts in Democratic Rep. Gabrielle Giffords' Arizona district.”

I don't think this was "coincidental" at all. Not given the location, timing, etc. This action is a new low in modern politics. Why the hell does any organization "just happen" to have a Glock 23 laying around, and further, why in hell would they auction it off at that location, considering the time and circumstances? This ole boy ain't buying that lie. A Glock 23 is not only very expensive, it has one purpose only. kill. Period.

They're laughing in our face - and we let them.
They're mocking us - and we let them.
They're daring us to do something about it - and we let them.
They claim to know God;s will - and we let them.
They think they have "God" on speed dial, then inform us of his will - and we let them.

I read somewhere "The Left is letting the Right define them." Something or somebody is and I'm not sure it's us. Maybe if we started shooting back - literally? Yes I know; "you catch more fly's with honey........", We aren't catching flies. Verbal attempts are as worthless as a fly swatter with holes in it. You don't talk to today's Republicans - you communicate with bullets and guns. Let's start "communicating Republican style" until we get their attention - and respect. It'll only take one or two. All Republicans as currently defined are cowards at heart, for deep down even they know they are phony and without substance. Bluff and bluster are the only tools they use - and we let them.

Let's take back and KEEP our country until Republicans grow up - OR learn we are willing to bite back. Pussy's aren't just on Willows. They"re in Congress...even the Offal Office.

Let's define ourselves.

Just one opinion.

TUA

Where Was Jerry?

2011-09-15T18:41:00.004-04:00

Labor Day weekend has came and gone. Jerry Lewis and his famed Muscular Dystrophy Telethon was no where to be found. Father Time caught up with the ole boy, I guess.

I always thought of it as a “beg-a-thon.” And whenever I saw it, I always thought “what about everybody else, Jerry?” Battered women. Cancer victims The blind. Multiple amputees. Birth defects. The list goes on and on nearly to infinity.

Love him, hate him, give Lewis his due. He leveraged his fame, his popularity, even his vast personal wealth into Billions of dollars for MD. He cajoled. He pleaded. He begged. No contribution was too small. I honestly think his heart was in his cause.

Being a cancer survivor, I may be prejudiced. But that opened my eyes. I became aware of the vast multitude of persons with life altering medical maladies, who had no one championing their cause.

What about them?

The reality is as much as we may want to help, we can’t do it all.

Even a great man like Jerry.

Just one opinion.

TUA

Bits & Pieces. . .

2011-09-15T02:49:00.007-04:00

One of the things I dislike about blogging is there’s no way to have a truly public discussion. Imo, there’s a lot of brilliant people on here deserving of much more “ink” than a dumbass comment. TUA

“Did you look at the actual proposed legislation or just go by the blog post? I read what I thought was a very well written post, saw the link, but did not click thru. Why? Because I am not (thank god!) a Californian. They made the problem; they can damn well fix it. I read the post, it made me laugh. I don’t much like “Cali” or Jerry Brown (as you probably discerned). The more times I read the post, the harder I laughed; frankly at that typical “californiatized” regulatory piece of convoluted s…..tuff. If California does one thing well, it is choke the individual to death with regulations. I don’t think I can take a piss out there without breaking some dumbass law!...(: I saw a chance to lampoon both Moonbeam and California, and it was more than I could resist.:).

Many of your Danservations are Xxxxservations. Thank You. Should I be flattered or worried?:)

This country is spending way too much time wallowing in this tragedy. I agree. To my astonishment, I read several blogs saying what we’re saying.

The problem for me is, there hasn't been anyone to vote FOR in a long long time. I always feel when I’m voting that I’m voting AGAINST, much more than I’m voting FOR. I read on some blog the lesser of two evils is still evil. Well put I thought.

I don't think he'll get elected...he's too crazy for the middle of the line republicans. And they call Jared whatshisface a lone nut!! Sorry bout all my recent cheap shots at Mexas, but Goddamn! First the texas turd now this crazy bastard??

We don't need to send the illegal’s packing. We need to shut down the cheap bastards who hire them. I agree and disagree. I agree the Management people aren’t getting the culpability they deserve for aiding and abetting this problem. They shouldn’t be fired: The person who hired the illegal(s) should be stripped of his citizenship and deported with the illegal(s). That still won’t stem the tide. The work dries up…….it’s handout city in the “land of opportunity.” Here illegally? Bye!!!!

Great shirt - where can I get one? Fuck the shirt – I want the contents of the second pic.:)

.Just one opinion.

TUA

Moonbeam Is At It Again!

2011-09-14T06:20:00.002-04:00

“Back in the day” as is now used, we picked up the kid (almost always a young female), gave her any necessary instructions, made sure she had ample snacks, told her our destination, gave a phone # for her to call in case of an emergency, kissed the kids goodbye and we were out of there. When we got home we paid the kid her fee with a small tip if she had to pick up toys etc., and hauled her home. If we were to return late, provisions were made for the kid to sleep over. A trustworthy responsible babysitter was worth her weight in gold, and compensated accordingly. Guess what? 99.9999999% of those "kids" took their awesome responsibility serious and did a damn fine job!

I guess baby sitting is a whole new game now.

When I quit laughing, I read the post again. “How the hell do you do all this half drunk at 2 in the morning?” Then it hit me….like a moonbeam (Yes, Jerry “Moonbeam” Brown is Gov of CA again!). “Sitters must not get paid right away.” Bet they love that! Then a second thought – “Is there anybody crazy enough to comply with this? “

In California, Yes.

Read the whole post. You’ll die laughing. Or groaning.:)

“AB 889, called the Babysitting Law, has passed the California Assembly and is expected to pass the Senate.

So, to those affected: When you and your spouse go out for a Friday night dinner and movie or a weekend getaway, and you ask that nice retired lady next door to babysit, you will be required to:

provide a substitute caregiver every two hours to cover rest and meal breaks
pay minimum wage
provide workers' compensation coverage
include overtime pay
furnish a calculated paycheck, which must include:”

Only in La La land!

TUA

"Do It For Me"

2011-09-14T04:05:00.006-04:00

Politician’s will promise the moon and they will be empty promises.

We must do it our self.

A multitude of prayers will be offered and they will go unanswered.

We must do it our self.

The days of “do it for me” are long gone and they aren’t coming back.

We must do it our self.

Personal Responsibility it’s called.

Except for a few old folks and a few others, I honestly wonder if American’s even know what those two words mean. They mean we must do it our self. “Do what?” Take care of our self. I remember when I moved to the U.P. and met what I called“the three amigo’s.” How alien and desolate that area seemed. A different world. I was fortunate I thought, in that I was raised to take care of myself. The first “amigo” I met didn’t say much other than hi while we drank our beers. Then he said casually, almost as an afterthought “this place will kill you if you’re not careful.” I involuntarily shivered. The Realtor hadn’t told me that part. A friendship was born…..and school was in session. You’d be amazed how well your ears work when you know your ass is on the line.:)

Our ass is on the line. OURS. Not Obama’s, not prick prayerlee’s, not any of the rest of the kooks. Ours. Despite the racket cascading upon our ears, we are more alone than I ever was in the U.P. “How do I learn Personal Responsibility?” You’re gonna laugh at me and that’s ok. The whole thing starts and stops with the golden rule: “Do onto others as you would have them do unto you.” LIVE it, don’t talk it. Personal Responsibility will snowball from there.

It won’t happen overnight. Maybe not even in our lifetime. But it WILL happen. One day, this nation will be a nation of individualists uniting for the common good.

The way we built Democracy.

Just one opinion.

TUA

Danservations

2011-09-13T11:43:00.006-04:00

Obama might be the only man I've ever known that can out talk a Texan.

Imo, polls are worthless, ESPECIALLY in a Primary. Watch for Obama to start looking pretty damn good after the kook of the kook's choice finally appears.

Watch out for Mitt Romney. He's the only one that can take Obama out. The rest are cannon fodder.

Sarah Palin? Her "political career" forever died in Arizona; plus she's a quitter. Obama would eat her alive. The block of millions of mindless, lockstep voters she carries makes her very dangerous. Same with Newt who.

Vague generalities and five second sound bites won't fix our nation's troubles. Neither will a President that continually lies to those who elected him.

A million years ago it seems, a young person approached me and said: "You're just like you are online!" I consider that one of the highest complements I've ever received. Why pretend? That's like masturbation. Getting ready for something that's never going to happen. Pretending, I mean.

The best way I've ever heard religion defined was thus: "Religion is for those who don't want to go to hell. Spirituality is for those of us who have been there and never want to go back." By? Unknown. My benefactor? A Minister.

Some folks will fight to their death to ensure a fetus is born. Those same people want to cut off all means of life support the second that fetus is born. Puzzling to say the least. The same people will (and have) kill to ensure a fetus is born. HUH????

I think "lazy" is every bit a viable lifestyle as is homosexuality, heterosexuality, etc., and I'm damn good at it. Lazy I mean. Too good for my own good, matter fact.

Isn't fighting for peace a bit like fucking for virginity? Sorta like a gun rack in a Volvo. "Yer gonna WHAT?"

Revirgination is a booming business. (all those years of hard work to get the cherry OUT of the box shot to hell.(:) It's considered plastic surgery, costs 4 - $5000, and STILL leaves the young lady open (bad choice of words. I know) to any and all horny pricks (look- you don't like my words you try writing this fucker!) she might date. Would it be more secure and save a lot of money simply to have the furry fucker (You're going to hell Dan!!) sewn shut and cut the threads open on her wedding day?

50,000 Catholics read that and screamed "WHERE!"

I really am going to hell ain't I?

Better'n Texas.:P

Baa Y'all!:).

Forget?? How Can We?

2011-09-12T05:00:00.002-04:00

We heal up every year. Then somebody picks the healing scab off. A politician does it? Of course. I should have known.

“We will never forget.” Of course we won’t. We’re Joe and Suzy everyday Americans. We remember Vietnam, too. You’d rather not talk about that huh? Ok. How about WHY our “leaders” [sic] flood us with “memorials” on September 11^th.? Do you suppose it’s to ensure we DO remember? Remember the feeling of helpless; of sheer terror as we stared at our TV’s?.

“Hey look Suzy. It’s Uncle Sam, He says he’s here to help us. Wonder why he’s wrapped in the flag and carrying a bible?”

Wonder why I’m ten times more terrified than I was ten years ago?

Just one opinion.

TUA

The Way It Is

2011-09-09T11:40:00.002-04:00

What is; is. That used to drive me fucking crazy.:)

Whoever is President will make a sharp right turn the moment they’re elected….into the corporate arms that put him there. Folks that just “give” a person a quarter million, could give a shit less about you and me. That 250G is an investment, not a gift, and if it doesn’t yield profitable returns? NEXT!

Everybody knows politicians are bought and paid for. ALL politicians are bought and paid for. Including Obama. Our contributions over the web were unprecedented at the time. But our contributions didn’t put Obama in the offal office. Let’s not bullshit ourselves. Our vote did. That mythical 250G made getting our vote possible.

Once in the offal office, all Presidents’ ears are full of requests. “I want this. I want that.” Use a little common sense here. Who are you going to take care of first. The old couple that sent you $50 then ate cat food the rest of the month, or the guy that “gave” you 250G?

This isn’t a slam against Obama. This IS a slam against Washington, from The President down to Dog Catcher. Obama knows the name of the game; so do ALL politicians.

“It’s knowing which side your bread is buttered on.”

Just one opinion.

TUA

It's Early But.....

2011-09-08T08:35:00.002-04:00

It’s Rick Perry’s primary to lose. I see he’s going thru training to learn to STFU and act “more presidential.” Trying to teach a Texan to STFU? Rot’s a ruck.:) IF….that little big word, IF…..look for a Perry/Romney or Romney/Perry ticket. All those “jobs” Perry claims he created for Mexas? They are all minimum wage or less. Obama can’t use that against him because Obama has done, and is still trying to do, the very same thing.

There are simply more people than there are jobs, and it will continue to worsen until we learn what “here illegally” means, then quit the touchy feelie shit and send their asses packing. Then, we MAY have a chance. It’s hard talk and I know it, but push has came to shove.

I read on a blog someplace; “The lesser of two evils is still evil.”

Ya, but if you pinch your nose real hard and shut your eyes it gets easier after a couple times.

Just one opinion.

TUA

"1 & 2".......

2011-09-07T06:58:00.001-04:00

Ron Paul to attack Rick Perry in new ad

He’s a damn Texan peeps!!! Need I say more?? Ron Paul says; "FEMA should never have been established."

The same dumb bastard says: True compassion would be to get FEMA out of the way.

Ron Paul is a dumbass libertarian eternal loser with cornball ideas that fit right in with the rest of the kooks. Check him out!!!

Just one opinion.
TUA

Do Not Read While Eating!!

2011-09-06T06:48:00.005-04:00

Holding dearly to the premise that “Lazy” is a viable lifestyle…..:)

Source

Just one opinion.

TUA

She Gets Laid Or She Gets Paid!:)

2011-09-06T04:42:00.003-04:00

Oh….My….God!:) Now THIS is what even I would call “an activist Judge.”

Just one opinion.

TUA

A French man was ordered by a judge to pay his ex-wife nearly $12,000 in damages for not having enough sex with her during their marriage, the U.K. Telegraph reported Monday.

Questions That Always Bugged Me

2011-09-05T08:01:00.002-04:00

Every book I’ve ever read in my life, has had the authors name in or on it – except the allegedly most important book of all – the bible. Some have “the word of god” somewhere - written or stamped by a human being. How come only they know? If it’s so terribly important, shouldn’t God or whoever wrote it, have their name on it as indisputable evidence, and shouldn’t they tell ALL of us very plainly, the most dumb and the most brilliant; “read this. It will save your life” instead of a few (self appointed of course) mere human beings? Why are human beings telling me what god wants?

The more expensive versions have the words of jesus in red. Are they sure that’s what he said?

Why were all human beings born with a brain, if only a few can tell us how to survive and get to heaven?

Just one opinion.

TUA

Dreamboat

2011-09-03T00:34:00.002-04:00

I rarely post things in their entirety, but this says kinda what I'm thinking, and far better than I ever could. After reading several times, I get the feeling this was written by a Prick Prayerlee lover.:) Source.
Just one opinion.

TUA

Austin, Texas (CNN) -- Mitt Romney thinks he can run on the issue of jobs and the economy. And he can. But not in the primary. Romney has an unnatural belief that logic and considered judgments will give him the Republican presidential nomination. No, seriously, he thinks that's the way it works. He is constantly explaining how his experience as a businessman gives him the skills needed to rebuild the economy.

Why is he talking such nonsense? Doesn't Romney realize he is running in the GOP primary? The voters he needs to move in his direction don't want to hear about jobs. Jesus is on their minds. And unborn babies. And those scary gay and lesbian people who have "chosen" to live an alternative lifestyle right here in America. (Every time homosexuals hold hands, another crack forms in the foundation of heterosexual marriage.) As handsome as Mitt Romney is, however, these voters have already met their dreamboat.

Rick Perry is their perfect date.

Primaries, especially Republican primaries, belong to activists. They tend to be angry about the treatment of fetuses (living babies appear less of a concern) and God not getting credit for her (wrong gender?) clever way of creating the earth to make it look billions of years older than the actual age of 6,500. Global warming is a smart liberal trick (though they won't admit there are any smart liberals), and gay marriage is an insidious scheme to destroy the American family. They also want giant insurance corporations to decide who gets health care and Jesus to tuck us all in every night. They are so determined that these things be addressed that they will overwhelm the sanity and turnout of more moderate GOP voters.

These are Rick Perry's people, not Mitt Romney's.

Romney is spending too much of his time explaining himself to people he doesn't really like and, in politics, when you are explaining, you are losing (or to use the Texas vernacular, "When ur explainin', ur losin'.") He constantly has to parse differences between the Massachusetts health care plan he developed and President Obama's plan, which might make a fun happy hour for policy wonks on Capitol Hill, but requires too much arduous thinking for tea partiers.

Romney expressed opposition to gay marriage in 2008 and during this presidential run, but in a race against the late Sen. Ted Kennedy, he promised to be an even greater advocate for gay rights than the senator. Oops. On global warming, he kinda sorta thinks it's happening since the ice caps are melting, but he doesn't know for sure if humans are contributing or are the main cause, which is the political equivalent of, "I said maybe. And that's final."

The abortion question is even more vexing for Romney. The former governor is the only one of the leading Republican candidates who has refused to sign the Susan B. Anthony List pledge to end funding for Planned Parenthood and any health care facility that provides abortions. Romney said the restrictions would shut down thousands of hospitals across the country, and he could not in good conscience sign the pledge. A candidate simply cannot make this much sense and still win the Republican primary.

Rick Perry is too cool to drool, but he has to be licking his chops. Romney is in the exact wrong place for the tea party, and its members are dominating the GOP primary process.

Perry is as dreamy as the prom king to Christian conservatives and evangelicals, too. They are having naughty, naughty thoughts about the Texas governor. He's just too perfect. He thinks evolution is a theory and that Jesus ought to be a teaching assistant in every American classroom.

The fact that he believes abortion and gay marriage need to be banned by the U.S. Constitution and Social Security is a Ponzi scheme makes Perry a sexy version of Ron Paul to the righties.

A bunch of them are probably scared because they are experiencing what they consider a disturbing same gender attraction to Tex. Even the Texas Republican Party platform for 2010 has turned into a love potion for Perry and the far right because it wants to criminalize gay marriage and make it a felony for any state official to perform a ceremony. Ah, love.

And, psst, listen up. Can you believe it? He's not a Mormon, either. Rick Perry believes the older version of the Jesus story. Heck, when you check into a hotel anywhere in the South there are still Gideon Bibles in the top drawer of the night stand; it's not the book of Mormon, unless maybe you are visiting Utah. How much more proof does anyone need of his perfection? Bet he's got a cool car, too.

Perry will win the Iowa caucuses easily because Michele Bachmann will be running out of money and will have scared the party leadership. In New Hampshire, he will at least finish close to Romney, and in South Carolina he will affirm his run by winning the delegates necessary to seal up the nomination.

Perry will take South Carolina by a margin wider than his credibility gap. Romney has the money and the infrastructure (and faltering judgment) to hang tough until Super Tuesday on March 6, but Perry will easily pocket wins in Texas, Virginia, Oklahoma and Tennessee. With the nomination wrapped up, Perry will then start talking about jobs and the economy instead of Jesus.

And Obama will need to have a few prayers of his own answered to keep his job.

Ole Abe Part Two

2011-09-02T21:46:00.000-04:00

Part One.

Republican or otherwise…I think Ole Abe should be given his due. Consider: nearly half of “his country” had hauled ass before he’d sat down in the offal office. He was inheriting a hopeless situation. Sound familiar?:) He was forced to guide what was left of “his country” thru a war he did not start!! There’s a new one.:) When the fighting stopped, he helped heal long standing wounds. He pleaded. He soothed. He put our nation back together again. Thru it ALL, he cared only about “his country.”

Now we have a bunch of dipshits from the party of Lincoln led by (another) dumb bastard from Texas, who want to be President?

Btw….I heard Texas has been given the green light to secede. I heard Newt Who? and the Mini-soda Bitch is organizing a group to give them a shove to git ‘em started:) Prick Prayeree goes with the Mexans of course. I also heard Obama called the Prez of Mexico, and he promptly declared a national day of mourning in Mexico.

Just one opinion.

TUA

Sick Exploitation?

2011-09-01T20:18:00.013-04:00

I've not heard of this "type" of fund raiser elsewhere in the country. Know of any? I own handguns. I see nothing wrong with them, when handled appropriately. This seems to me as completely inappropriate.

“The Pima County Republican Party is raffling off a Glock 23 handgun to raise money for get-out-the-vote efforts in Democratic Rep. Gabrielle Giffords' Arizona district.”

Just one opinion.

TUA

Dreamin'

2011-09-01T03:30:00.008-04:00

Kulkuri made a post that is deeply disturbing, yet not surprising. One thing caught my eye..........The graphic he showed said in part, reference the amount of pay CEO's receive vs what their company pays in taxes........"One trillion over ten years." That is the amount of extra tax money our government would take in. Here I go.:)

Our national debt stood at (before the infamous raise) $14 Trillion. Assuming some magical event actually allowed this money to be collected and (falsely) assuming our national debt didn't increase, (falsely) assuming no interest on our national debt was charged, (falsely) assuming all that money went to the national debt alone, at 10 years to accumulate 1 Trillion dollars, it would take 140 YEARS just to pay what we now owe!

The premise is unshakable. There is no fairness to our tax code, Tax breaks/havens must end or we are going to end. This remains: until our government AND US learns to save instead of spend, there is no hope for us.

And that, as I said in another post, is going to hurt like a MFer for a long time.

Just one opinion.

TUA

The Party Of ?????

2011-08-30T03:25:00.021-04:00

Abe Lincoln. Quite a guy. 16th President. Repulican. Probably best known for freeing the slaves, the civil war, the Gettysburg Address, and later, the famous Proclamation Of Emancipation. The GOP is known as The Party Of Lincoln. Takes quite a stretch of the imagination, huh?”) Lincoln said in part, primarily to the south, in his first inaugural address:

“…….In your hands, my dissatisfied fellow-countrymen, and not in mine, is the momentous issue of civil war. The Government will not assail you. You can have no conflict without being yourselves the aggressors. You have no oath registered in heaven to destroy the Government, while I shall have the most solemn one to "preserve, protect, and defend it."

Just one opinion.

TUA

Like It Is

2011-08-28T05:39:00.003-04:00

In my last post. I tried (and probably failed) to make the point that for decades, our spending was entirely based on our ever increasing money made from the industrial economy. Left Wing, Wrong Wing; we all made demands for programs of one sort or another. As fast as it came in, Washington spent it – and more, as politicians pandered to our every whim and wish. Left Wing, Wrong Wing….they all fed at the same trough. Republicans used to consider deficit spending as near sacred. It was good for our economy they said.

Then suddenly, our industrial economy was gone. Our national income was severely lowered. Our spending habits remained the same. We were living on plastic. The time bomb was ticking. Contributors? War(s). Tax cuts for the wealthy. A slew of handout programs….and much more. The cause? We didn’t lower our spending to match our income.

There’s only so many hamburgs to be flipped – and who can afford them without a job? The service economy only has services to sell – to each other. Unemployment is a one way slide to the streets.

We have a real problem America – and it’s not prick prayeree or the halfrican, either They both are part of the problem: not the solution.

The solution is quite simple, but now it’s gonna hurt like a MFer because we buried our heads in the sand for so long.

Just one opinion.

TUA

Ancient History

2011-08-27T06:17:00.004-04:00

Our government’s spending habits, those of congress, right down to entitlements, were ALL based on one thing: our INDUSTRIAL ECONOMY! And guess what grew out of it? A SERVICE economy! Guess what it “serviced?” our industrial economy.

Our industrial economy is long gone, never to be seen again. Guess what we NOW call our “economy?” What used to be the service economy.

You see, at one time we used to make things in America. All kinds of things. Washers, dryers, trucks, tractors, even TV’s & cars!. We sold them all over hells half acre, and everybody made a pail full of money in the process. No shit – we really did! And in the process, we also made this thing called “the middle class.” Guess who made their hamburgs and “freedom[sic] fries?” You ain’t gonna believe this. A little spinoff called….drum roll please….”the service economy!” Now where the hell do you suppose the extra money came from to buy that junk food, and create that service economy?

Any light bulbs going on yet?

Just one opinion.

TUA

Now Comes The Defense...

2011-08-25T21:40:00.008-04:00

There is nothing whatsoever the least bit funny about battered women. I volunteered in a free (NO charge at anytime) battered women’s shelter the last few months of my undergrad. The indescribable horrors I witnessed there haunt me to this day.

The first picture on this post seems to contradict what I just said. “50.000 battered women and I’m still eating mine plain?” reads the shirt. I was going thru my pics cleaning house when I saw that picture, and the post title jumped in my head.

I’m not an Intellectual. I’m a meat, taters & gravy, blue collar guy. That “saying” was given to me early on in college, and it took a looong time for it to soak in, I won’t shit you. In the case of the text on the shirt, the meaning of “battered” was very obviously meant as “battered”; that coating stuff. The wording on the shirt, the meaning transference of one word, produced humor.

The second picture? Well, to quote Larry The Cable Guy, “That right there is funny I don’t care who you are.” Tater Tits – betcha can’t eat just one!:)

Just one opinion.

TUA

I'm Going Back To Readin' My Kindle

2011-08-25T01:25:00.007-04:00

Reading at random...

Let me guess – God told him to..:( Pastor xxxxxxxxx awaits a bond hearing in Xxxxx, S.C. Xxxxxxx is charged with sexually assaulting three women. A magistrate denied bond Thursday for xxxxxxxxxxxxx.. Xxxxxxxxxxx was saved at a tent revival 32 years ago, was called to preach the Lord's word in 2006 and, for the past year, had served as pastor at xxxxxxx, a modest red brick structure on a South Carolina side road running along a railroad track. Now he's in jail, charged with kidnapping and raping three women at gunpoint -- two of them in a trailer behind the church -- and kidnapping a fourth who was not sexually assaulted.

Goin’ to church is getting downright dangerous! A Florida woman was arrested Saturday for allegedly attempting to sell her 5-year-old son for $2,000. Xxxxxxx, 29, allegedly told a couple she met at church that she would sell them the boy's parental rights.

He must mean legally!!!!! Santorum also proposed returning the manufacturing base to the U,S, by reducing corporate tax rates to zero for companies that produce in the U.S. To attract manufacturers to return from abroad also means drilling for natural gas in the U.S. because manufacturers rely heavily on that supply for their energy needs.

We’ll make love later. War’s more fun..:( The first phase of that deal calls for $350 billion in defense cuts over the next decade, though that number exempts war spending.

His Mexan mouth will stop him The poll, conducted Aug. 17-21, shows that 29 percent of Republicans and Republican-leaning independents nationwide currently support Perry, while 17 percent support Romney. Two other candidates broke into double digits: Rep. Ron Paul won the support of 13 percent, while Rep. Michele Bachmann garnered 10 percent.

Trial balloon?? Is employer-sponsored health insurance on life support? A new survey shows that one out of every 10 midsized and large companies say they'll stop offering health insurance once federal insurance exchanges kick off in 2014, according to the survey, which was conducted by consulting firm Tower Watson. That number may grow, since the survey found an additional 20 percent of the companies still don't know what they're going to do.

WWJD????

2011-08-24T21:13:00.005-04:00

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said, in comment to this post:

“why is it that all the people that ask what would Jesus do, don't wait for him to answer and do what they want?”

Good question imo. Because they think they know already?

If WWJD is a bumper sticker, is it simply a symbolic “definition” of who they are and what they believe?

Do they make decisions FOR Jesus as THEY interpret his words?

Because “Jesus” does not exist except as a figment of their imagination and “WWJD” is simply a shield to hide their actions behind?

I used to think I had all the answers. Now it seems I don’t understand half of the damn questions.:)

So to answer your question: I Don’t Know.

Anybody?

TUA

ALF's Daddy?

2011-08-24T03:36:00.010-04:00

Remember the TV show - ALF? To the left is Joe Lieberman. Below him is ALF's "TV Daddy", real name Max Wright. Doesn't Lieberman look a LOT like ALF;s "TV Daddy?" I think of good old ALF every time I see or hear Lieberman. I am a huge fan of ALF in case you couldn't tell.:)

Just one opinion.

TUA